Field of Dreams was a great movie. Kevin Costner was good in that movie. That’s how I choose to remember him, as Field of Dream Costner, not For the Love of the Game Costner. *Time slows down and I become a better blogger. The rest of this post will be typed in slow motion.*

T-h-e h-o-u-s-e a-n-d a-d-j-a-c-e-n-t f-i-e-l-d f-r-o-m t-h-e c-l-a-s-s-i-c m-o-v-i-e F-i-e-l-d o-f D-r-e-a-m-s i-s f-o-r s-a-l-e.
Damn, I can’t keep that up. But was at least that part better than usual? I was typing at a pretty high level there. Anyway, the owners of the house, Don and Becky Lansing, are ready to sell it off. They made a website solely for that purpose. View it here. I have to applaud them on the idea of making a website. Old people can get viral too apparently because this link is getting passed around like the last doobie at Woodstock. I think I just coined a phrase. /sploosh. The only problem is viral marketing is already beginning to show some cracks. The consuming public is beginning to see through these crazy youtube videos that end up being fake, and I see through the Lansing’s attempt. They are tired of being the owners of the Field of Dreams house and adjacent baseball field. The lady is tired of making lemonade for everyone who stops by to force a family moment by walking on the field and having a game of catch. People show up and probably expect the Lansing’s to have a Louisville Slugger, some balls, enough gloves for everyone, and fill out the field while the family bats around. They’re just getting too old for that mess. I don’t blame them. Good luck on trying to sell it, though.

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