Criminals May Never Brush Again
by MICHAEL TUNISON / HIP-HOP / LIL WAYNE
Lil Wayne was scheduled to be sentenced today and sent to prison, a jail term he prepared for as any reasonable person should - by throwing a massive insane party. Except he’ll have another month to get crazy, all because of his bad teeth.
He appeared in a New York court, but lawyer Stacey Richman said the rapper is suffering from a cracked tooth, requiring dental surgery, and asked to postpone his sentencing.
The prosecution agreed that the rapper would receive better care with his own dentist than at Rikers Island. And so the judge rescheduled for March 2.
Do he you realize how many teeth he can potentially crack? From a cursory glance, I’d say he has at least four left not made of gold. He could get an extension of almost half a year. Inspired move, Weezy.
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— January 20‚ 2009 —
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